Thursday, July 3, 2008

A few quotes.....

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest!
- Chris Rock

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
-Ellen DeGeneres

Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-George Bernard Shaw

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
- Groucho Marx

Humor is reason gone mad.
- Groucho Marx

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
- Groucho Marx

We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it.
- Jack Black

You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.
-
Jack Black

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
-Jack Nicholson

I've been too many places. I'm like the bad penny.
-Jack Nicholson

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.
-Jack Nicholson

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
-Steven Wright

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Now playing: Nirvana - Token Eastern Song (Demo, 1989)
via FoxyTunes

I'm gonna try with a little help from my friends

I seriously can't write no more. Inspiration has abandoned me and made me lady luck's black sheep. Okay it's not like I'm perpetually unhappy with my life. Everyone wants to strive harder to prove it not to anyone, but atleast themselves, that they aren't underachievers.

Opportunities come with an expiry date. If you don't make use of them at the right time, they have to be thrown in the discarding bin. But then again, when one door is slammed at your face, desperation drives you to try every other door unless you find something relatively similar.

In the midst of all that's happening lately, I am convinced that I really don't have much time to **** around with (my DAD occasionally reads my blogs, so dad I didn't exactly use 'the word'). My friends are really drawing away from me. Not that, either of us are doing it deliberately, but at such a point when we really need to be engrossed in our own lives, everyone's under the impression, "No one gives a shit about me!!!"

This is for my friends or for anyone who is going through the angst that drives everyone to the point of insanity. It's just a phase. Besides no one can help you out in such a dreadful situation, but yourself. I mean, don't take me as this weird ass wannabe who trying to sit and advise people how they can pull their lives together. Please!!! I don't do that.

It's just that this is the best way I can convince myself that, I know i can pull myself outta the shit that I'm going through right now. You gotta agree it's at least way better than writing those weird emo poems.

So, finally my life is on it's way to recovery. And I quote The Beatles to increase my feel good factor...

What would think if I sang out of tune,
Would you stand up and walk out on me.
Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song,
And I'll try not to sing out of key.
Oh I get by with a little help from my friends,
He gets high with a little help from his friends,
Oh I'm gonna try with a little help from my friends.

What do I do when my love is away.
(Does it worry you to be alone)
How do I feel by the end of the day
(Are you sad because you're on your own)
No, I get by with a little help from my friends,
Mmm I get high with a little help from my friends,
Mmm I'm gonna to try with a little help from my friends

Do you need anybody?
I need somebody to love.
Could it be anybody?
I want somebody to love.

Would you believe in a love at first sight?
Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time.
What do you see when you turn out the light?
I can't tell you, but I know it's mine.
Oh I get by with a little help from my friends,
Mmm I get high with a little help from my friends,
Oh I'm gonna try with a little help from my friends

Do you need anybody?
I need someone to love.
Could it be anybody?
I want somebody to love
Oh...
I get by with a little help from my friends,
I'm gonna try with a little help from my friends
I get high with a little help from my friends
Yes I get by with a little help from my friends,
with a little help from my friends



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Now playing: Joe Anderson, Jim Sturgess & Dorm Buddies - With A Little Help From My Friends
via FoxyTunes